Making Beautiful Cards using WORD

For every holiday and occasion, it is great to make your own card and email it to that special someone. Here is the perfect lesson to teach you the tricks you need. More options are under the WORD tab at www.yourtechvision.com

Create your perfect card at:
Creating Beautiful Cards

Skype commands for talking software and emoticons

Skype is an incredible tool for anyone to instantly text each other, video chat, share files and so much more. As a virtual teacher, my students and I use Skype daily to connect. My students ask for help easily using instant messaging and can easily insert emotions as they write...just to make the point clear. When lessons are given, we use video. If they need to show me something, they just aim the camera on what they need me to see. Combine Skype with JAWS tandem and you have a powerful combination of tools to teach virtually.
Here is a list of Skype emotions which can be instantly accessed with JAWS using Shift+CTRL+M
http://www.yourtechvision.com/content/skype-emotions-or-emoticons-send-picture-what-you-want-say

Here is a list of other key commands to use with Skype
Welcome to the JAWS scripts for Skype.
This is a short summary of Skype script commands.  For a complete manual, type JAWSKey+F1 twice quickly.
First, a word about the Skype command key, [ by default:
Many JAWS commands for Skype have two forms:  a single-key-combination form and a key sequence beginning with the Skype Command key.
The Skype Command key can be set from the JAWSKey+V dialog.
To explore the commands available with the Command key, press the Command key and then start using Tab and Shift+Tab to read choices.
This works at sublevels too, such as for conversation commands.
Press Escape when done exploring, or just use one of the available commands..
Below are listed the commands available with these scripts.  Both command forms are listed where available.
Jumping among controls and screen areas:
Press Ctrl+1 or Command t 1 to switch to the Contacts list.
Press Ctrl+2 or Command t 2 to switch to the Conversations list, also called the Inbox.
Press Ctrl+3 or Command t 3 to switch to the live conversation list if there are calls in it.
In a conversation, press Ctrl+4 for the input edit box, Ctrl+5 for the message list, and Ctrl+6 for the contact profile area.  The corresponding Command t sequences also work.
Press Ctrl+7 or Command t 7 to switch to the "Facebook" tab.
Press Ctrl+8 or Command t 8 to switch to the "Skype Home" HTML area of Skype.
To move among screen areas, type F6 or Shift+F6, or equivalently, Ctrl+Accent or Ctrl+Shift+Accent.  Sometimes this can provide a faster path to a control than just repeatedly pressing Tab or Shift+Tab.
Commands for text chats and call management:
To read messages in a conversation window, type Alt+1 for the most recent, Alt+2 for the next most recent, etc.  Type twice to get a virtual viewer containing the message.
Alternatively, use Alt+Left/Right, Alt+Home/End, and Alt+NumPad5 to read through messages sequentially with a remembered current location in each conversation.
To toggle announcement of chat message times with Alt+numbers and Alt+arrows, type F2 or Command c shift+t while in a conversation window.
To hear who is typing in the current conversation window, press F4 or Command c t.
Press F4 twice quickly, or Command C then T twice quickly, to list who is typing when more than one person is typing.
Note that Skype will only indicate when a user is typing if that user did not shut off that indication in his or her profile and if both you and that user
run a new enough Skype version.
Use Ctrl+Shift+M or Command c m to bring up a list of emoticons for selection and insertion into the current chat line.
To switch among open conversations, use Ctrl+Tab and Ctrl+Shift+Tab.
To jump to a specific conversation, use Command c and a number, such as 1.
Use Command c l to list conversations with their numbers, or Command c shift+l to hear the list without leaving Command mode so you can then switch to a
conversation with just one key.
To pull up a JAWS list dialog of conversations for selection, use Ctrl+Shift+L or Command c ctrl+l.
To access the dial pad while a call is active, type Ctrl+Shift+D or Command m d.
Skypewatch related commands:
You can choose whether or not to hear Skypewatch announcements via the "Skypewatch messages" option in the JAWS Options dialog (JAWSKey+V) while Skype is
in focus.
If Skypewatch is running, you can repeat any of the most recent ten notifications by typing Command n and then a digit between 1 and 9 or 0.
To hear the most recent Skypewatch notification, you can also type Alt+Shift+F9 or Ctrl+ScrollLock+F9.  This command works from within any application,
not just from within Skype.
Type Alt+Shift+F9 or Ctrl+ScrollLock+F9 twice quickly to toggle on/off the automatic announcement of Skypewatch messages without going into the Verbosity
Options dialog.
General commands:
To announce who is currently in Skype (including online, away, etc.), press Ctrl+Shift+O or Command o c.
You can also get lists of contacts by status:  Command o a for Away, Command o d for Do Not Disturb, Command o n for Not Available, Command o o for Online,
and Command o s for SkypeMe mode.
To adjust various Skype options such as Typing Announcement for conversations, press JAWSKey+V.
To read the Account panel, press Ctrl+Shift+E or Command m e.  Press Ctrl+Shift+E twice to activate the JAWS cursor and move it to the Account panel.
To pick a tool bar item from a list in windows, such as conversations, that have useful tool bars, press JAWSKey+F8 or Command m t.
To recompile all scripts after updating them, press Ctrl+Shift+C or Command m c.  This should not be necessary unless you changed the scripts yourself.
If you are having trouble getting JAWS to work with Skype after reloading JAWS, try typing Ctrl+Shift+S or Command m s to broadcast the fact that a screen
reader is running.

For Skype script support and announcements, use the SkypeEnglish@emissives.com mailing list.
To launch the Skype Scripts home page, press Ctrl+Shift+W or Command m w.
This command also logs your Skype version, script and JAWS versions, and other information that is helpful to the Skype script author in determining what
configurations to support.
Using Ctrl+Shift+W occasionally helps make sure your specific software configuration will not get accidentally left out of future script updates.
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Understanding Facial expressions--Training Faces App and game to help you understand facial expressions

Game for individuals with Autism and other special needs to recognize emotions to help improve social skills by recognizing the emotion, the cause behind the emotion and speedup recognition. A percentage of each download goes to Autism charities. Great geography fun as well as you take train trips around the world.
Get this App at Training Faces

For more training materials go to www.yourtechvision.com

Windows 8 access with talking software--keyboard shortcuts

For all those people buying windows 8 and trying to figure out those new keyboard commands using talking software.... here is a nice list to get you going, along with other links to more sites on accessibility.
Windows key: Switch between Modern Desktop Start screen and the last accessed application
Windows key + C: Access the charms bar
Windows key + Tab: Access the Modern Desktop Taskbar
Windows key + I: Access the Settings charm
Windows key + H: Access the Share charm
Windows key + K: Access the Devices charm
Windows key + Q: Access the Apps Search screen
Windows key + F: Access the Files Search screen
Windows key + W: Access the Settings Search screen
Windows key + P: Access the Second Screen bar
Windows key + Z: Brings up the App Bar when you have a Modern Desktop App running
Windows key + X: Access the Windows Tools Menu
Windows key + O: Lock screen orientation
Windows key + . : Move the screen split to the right
Windows key + Shift + . : Move the screen split to the left
Windows key + V: View all active Toasts/Notifications
Windows key + Shift + V: View all active Toasts/Notifications in reverse order
Windows key + PrtScn: Takes a screenshot of the screen and automatically saves it in the Pictures folder as Screenshot
Windows key + Enter: Launch Narrator        
Windows key + E: Open Computer
Windows key + R: Open the Run dialog box
Windows key + U: Open Ease of Access Center
Windows key + Ctrl + F: Open Find Computers dialog box
Windows key + Pause/Break: Open the System page
Windows key + 1..10: Launch a program pinned on the Taskbar in the position indicated by the number
Windows key + Shift + 1..10: Launch a new instance of a program pinned on the Taskbar in the position indicated by the number
Windows key + Ctrl + 1..10: Access the last active instance of a program pinned on the Taskbar in the position indicated by the number
Windows key + Alt + 1..10: Access the Jump List of a program pinned on the Taskbar in the position indicated by the number
Windows key + B: Select the first item in the Notification Area and then use the arrow keys to cycle through the items Press Enter to open the selected item
Windows key + Ctrl + B: Access the program that is displaying a message in the Notification Area
Windows key + T: Cycle through the items on the Taskbar
Windows key + M: Minimize all windows
Windows key + Shift + M: Restore all minimized windows
Windows key + D: Show/Hide Desktop (minimize/restore all windows)
Windows key + L: Lock computer
Windows key + Up Arrow: Maximize current window
Windows key + Down Arrow: Minimize/restore current window
Windows key + Home: Minimize all but the current window
Windows key + Left Arrow: Tile window on the left side of the screen
Windows key + Right Arrow: Tile window on the right side of the screen
Windows key + Shift + Up Arrow: Extend current window from the top to the bottom of the screen
Windows key + Shift + Left/Right Arrow: Move the current window from one monitor to the next
Windows key + F1: Launch Windows Help and Support
PageUp: Scroll forward on the Modern Desktop Start screen
PageDown: Scroll backward on the Modern Desktop Start screen
Esc: Close  a charm
Ctrl + Esc: Switch between Modern Desktop Start screen and the last accessed application
Ctrl + Mouse scroll wheel: Activate the Semantic Zoom on the Modern Desktop screen
Alt: Display a hidden Menu Bar
Alt + D: Select the Address Bar
Alt + P: Display the Preview Pane in Windows Explorer
Alt + Tab: Cycle forward through open windows
Alt + Shift + Tab: Cycle backward through open windows
Alt + F: Close the current window Open the Shut Down Windows dialog box from the Desktop
Alt + Spacebar: Access the Shortcut menu for current window
Alt + Esc: Cycle between open programs in the order that they were opened
Alt + Enter: Open the Properties dialog box of the selected item
Alt + PrtScn: Take a screen shot of the active Window and
place it in the clipboard
Alt + Up Arrow: Move up one folder level in Windows Explorer
(Like the Up Arrow in XP)
Alt + Left Arrow: Display the previous folder
Alt + Right Arrow: Display the next folder
Shift + Insert: CD/DVD Load CD/DVD without triggering
Autoplay or Autorun
Shift + Delete: Permanently delete the item (rather than
sending it to the Recycle Bin)
Shift + F6: Cycle backward through elements in a window or
dialog box
Shift + F10: Access the context menu for the selected item
Shift + Tab: Cycle backward through elements in a window or
dialog box
Shift + Click: Select a consecutive group of items
Shift + Click on a Taskbar button: Launch a new instance of
a program
Shift + Right-click on a Taskbar button: Access the context
menu for the selected item


Ctrl + A: Select all items
Ctrl + C: Copy the selected item
Ctrl + X: Cut the selected item
Ctrl + V: Paste the selected item
Ctrl + D: Delete selected item
Ctrl + Z: Undo an action
Ctrl + Y: Redo an action
Ctrl + N: Open a new window in Windows Explorer
Ctrl + W: Close current window in Windows Explorer
Ctrl + E: Select the Search box in the upper right corner of
a window
Ctrl + Shift + N: Create new folder
Ctrl + Shift + Esc: Open the Windows Task Manager
Ctrl + Alt + Tab: Use arrow keys to cycle through open
windows
Ctrl + Alt + Delete: Access the Windows Security screen 
Ctrl + Click: Select multiple individual items
Ctrl + Click and drag an item: Copies that item in the same
folder
Ctrl + Shift + Click and drag an item: Creates a shortcut
for that item in the same folder
Ctrl + Tab:  Move
forward through tabs
Ctrl + Shift + Tab: Move backward through tabs
Ctrl + Shift + Click on a Taskbar button: Launch a new
instance of a program as an Administrator
Ctrl + Click on a grouped Taskbar button: Cycle through the
instances of a program in the group
F1: Display Help
F2: Rename a file
F3: Open Search
F4: Display the Address Bar list
F5: Refresh display
F6: Cycle forward through elements in a window or dialog box
F7: Display command history in a Command Prompt
F10: Display hidden Menu Bar
F11: Toggle full screen display
Tab: Cycle forward through elements in a window or dialog
box
PrtScn: Take a screen shot of the entire screen and place it
in the clipboard

Home: Move to the top of the active window
End: Move to the bottom of the active window
Delete: Delete the selected item
Backspace: Display the previous folder in Windows
Explorer  Move up one folder level in
Open or Save dialog box
Esc: Close a dialog box

Num Lock Enabled + Plus (+): Display the contents of the
selected folder 
Num Lock Enabled + Minus (-): Collapse the selected folder
Num Lock Enabled + Asterisk (*): Expand all subfolders under
the selected folder    

Press Shift 5 times Turn StickyKeys on or off
 Hold down right Shift
for 8 seconds Turn FilterKeys on or off
 Hold down Num Lock
for 5 seconds Turn ToggleKeys on or off

Other helpful links:

Microsoft Surface RT gesture and keyboard shortcut guide

Windows 8 Accessibility

Windows 8 Accessibility Tutorial Guide

Accessibility in Windows 8

Windows 8 - first look

Great Spelling APP Game using Voice Over and Braille Display for ipad/itools

Three University of North Carolina computer science students created a beginning spelling game app that is totally accessible! Spellgate, a free app, is now in the app store. Zoom and VO work well with the game. They also added an option in settings so that when you use the Refreshable Braille Device (RBD), you can turn off the picture labeling if desired so that the RBD does not spell out the picture label. (Spelling out the picture label provides the answer!) You can also mute VO and the student will have to rely on reading the RBD letters.

The students will continue to work on the game next semester, so please provide your input! They plan to do some fine tuning and hope to add letter recognition (matching letters) and a way for teachers to add their own words.

Click on the link for more information:

http://www.ifreeware.net/download-spellgate.html

The List of Chat Acronyms & Text Message Shorthand

Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"--taken from http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

• !               I have a comment
• *$                    Starbucks
• **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge
• ,!!!!talk to the hand
• 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
• 10Qthank you
• 1174Nude club
• 121One to one
• 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
• 14
• 143I love you
• 1432I Love You Too
• 14AA41One for All and All for One
• 182I hate you
• 187it means murder/ homicide
• 190 hand
• 20Location
• 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
• 2b@To Be At
• 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
• 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
• 2G2BTToo Good To Be True
• 2moroTomorrow
• 2niteTonight
• 2U2To You Too
• 303Mom
• 404I haven't a clue
• 411Information
• 420Marijuana
• 459I love you
• 4COLFor Crying Out Loud
• 4EAEForEver And Ever
• 4evaforever
• 4everForever
• 4NRForeigner
• 4QF*** You
• 511Too much information
• 53XSex
• 5FS5 Finger Salute
• 8Oral sex
• 831I Love You
• 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
• 9Parent is watching
• 99Parent is no longer watching
• ::poof::i'm gone
• <3 a="a">heart
• ?I have a question
• ?^hook up?
• @+French equivalent of CUL8R
• @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
• A/NAuthor's Note
• A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
• A3Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
• AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
• AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
• AAKAsleep At Keyboard
• AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
• AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
• AARAt Any Rate
• AAR8At Any Rate
• AASAlive And Smiling
• AATKAlways At The Keyboard
• AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
• ABAss Backwards
• ab/abtabout
• ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
• ABT2About To
• ACDAlt Control Delete
• ACEAccess Control Entry
• ACKAcknowledgement
• ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
• ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
• ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
• addyaddress
• ADIHAnother Day In Hell
• ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
• ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
• ADRAddress
• ADVDAdvised
• AEAPAs Early As Possible
• AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
• AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
• AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
• AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
• AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
• AFAIKAs Far As I Know
• AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
• AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
• AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
• AFAPAs Far As Possible
• AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
• AFCAway From Computer
• AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
• AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
• AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
• AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
• AFJApril Fools Joke
• AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
• AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
• AFTAbout F***ing Time
• AFUAll F***ed Up
• AFZAcronym Free Zone
• AGBAlmost Good Bridge
• AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
• AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
• aightall right
• AIHAs It Happens
• AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
• AIMPAlways In My Prayers
• AISBAs I Said Before
• AISEAs I Said Earlier
• AISIAs I See It
• AITRAdult In The Room
• AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
• ALAPAs Late As Possible
• alconAll Concerned
• ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
• ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
• ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
• AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
• AMBWAll My Best Wishes
• AMFAdios Mother F***er
• AMLAll My Love
• AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
• ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
• ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
• ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
• AOASAll Of A Sudden
• AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
• AONApropos Of Nothing
• AORAgency On Record
• APApple Pie
• ARAction Required
• ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
• ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
• ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
• ASAPAs Soon As Possible
• ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
• ASLAge/Sex/Location
• ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
• ATABAin't That A Bitch
• ATCAny Two Cards
• ATMAt The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
• ATSLAlong The Same Line
• ATSTAt The Same Time
• ATWAll The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
• ATWDAgree That We Disagree
• AUNTAnd U Know This
• AUNTMAnd U Know This Man
• AWCAfter While, Crocodile
• AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
• AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
• AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
• AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
• AWOLAbsent Without Leave
• AWTTWA Word To The Wise
• AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
• AYCEAll You Can Eat
• AYKAs You Know
• AYORAt Your Own Risk
• AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
• AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because
• AYVAre You Vertical?
• B&FBack and Forth
• B/CBecause
• B4Before
• B4NBye For Now
• B4UBefore You
• B4YKIBefore You Know It
• B@U or BAK@UBack at You
• BABYBeing Annoyed By You
• BACBad Ass Chick
• BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
• BAKBack At Keyboard
• BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
• bananacode word for penis
• BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
• BAUBusiness As Usual
• BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath
• BB4NBye Bye for Now
• BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
• BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
• BBBGBye Bye Be Good
• BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
• BBFNBye Bye for Now
• BBIABBe Back In A Bit
• BBIAFBe Back In A Few
• BBIASBe Back In A Sec
• BBIAWBe Back In A While
• BBLBe Back Later
• BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
• BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
• BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
• BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
• BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
• BBTBe Back Tomorrow
• BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
• BCBecause
• BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
• BCBSBig Company, Big School
• BCNUBe Seeing You
• bcozbecause
• BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
• BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
• BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
• BDNBig Damn Number
• BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
• BEGBig Evil Grin
• beosNudge
• BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
• BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster
• BFEBum F*** Egypt
• BFFBest Friends Forever
• BFFNBest Friends For Now
• BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
• BFNBye For Now
• BFRBig F***ing Rock
• BGBe Good
• BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
• BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
• BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
• BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
• BIBusiness Intelligence
• BI5Back In Five
• BIBIBye Bye
• BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
• BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
• BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
• BIOBring It On
• BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
• BIONBelieve It Or Not
• BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
• BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
• BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
• BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
• BITDBack In The Day
• BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
• BJBlow Job
• BKABetter Known As
• BLBelly Laughing
• BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
• BlkbryBlackberry
• BMByte Me
• BMFBad Mother F***er
• BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
• BMOCBig Man On Campus
• BMOFBite Me Old Fart
• BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
• BMSBaby Making Sex
• BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
• BNFBig Name Fan
• BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
• BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
• BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
• BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
• BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
• BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
• BONBelieve it Or Not
• bookit means cool
• BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
• BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
• BPLMBig Person Little Mind
• BRBathroom
• BRBBe Right Back
• BRICBrazil, Russia, India, China
• BRLBelly Roll Laughs
• BRTBe Right There
• BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
• BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
• BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
• BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
• BSFBut Seriously, Folks
• BSODBlue Screen of Death
• BTByte This
• BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
• BTDBored To Death
• BTDTBeen There Done That
• BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
• BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
• BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
• BTNBetter Than Nothing
• BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass
• BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
• BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
• BTWBy The Way
• BTWBOBe There With Bells On
• BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
• BUFFBig Ugly Fat F***
• buhbyebye
• BWBest Wishes
• BWDIKBut What Do I Know
• BWLBursting With Laughter
• BWOBlack, White or Other
• BWTMBut Wait, There's More
• BYKIBefore You Know It
• BYKTBut You Knew That
• BYOABring Your Own Advil
• BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
• BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
• BZBusy
• c yasee ya
• C&GChuckly and Grin
• C-PSleepy
• C-TCity
• C/PCross Post
• C/SChange of Subject
• C4NCiao For Now
• CAACCool As A Cucumber
• CASCrack A Smile
• CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
• CBBCan't Be Bothered
• CBFCan't Be F***ed
• CBJCovered Blow Job
• CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around
• CFCoffee Freak
• CFVCall For Vote
• CHAClick Here Asshole
• CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
• CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
• CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
• CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
• CILCheck In Later
• CINBAClad In Naught But Air
• CLMCareer Limiting Move
• CMCall Me
• CMAPCover My Ass Partner
• CMFCount My Fingers
• CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
• CMUCrack Me Up
• CNPContinued in Next Post
• COBClose Of Business
• COBRASCome On By Right After School
• CODChange Of Dressing
• Cof$Church of Scientology
• CofSChurch of Scientology
• cooshort for cool
• COSChange Of Subject
• CPGConsumer Packaged Goods
• CQRTSecurity
• CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing
• CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
• CRATCan't Remember A Thing
• CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
• CRBCome Right Back
• CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
• CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
• CRDTCHCKCredit Check
• CRSCan't Remember Sh**
• CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
• CSCareer Suicide
• CSACool Sweet Awesome
• CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards
• CSLCan't Stop Laughing
• CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
• CTCan't Talk
• CTACall To Action
• CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
• CTFOCome The F*** On
• CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
• CTOCheck This Out
• CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
• CU46See You For Sex
• CUATUSee You Around The Universe
• CUL8RSee You Later
• CULASee You Later Alligator
• CUNSSee You In School
• CUOLSee You OnLine
• CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
• CUZBecause
• CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
• CWYLChat With You Later
• CXCancelled
• CYCalm Yourself
• CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
• CYECheck your Email
• CYLSee You Later
• CYMCheck Your Mail
• CYOSee You Online
• CYOHCreate Your Own Happening
• CYTSee You Tomorrow
• D&MDeep & Meaningful
• d/cdisconnected
• d00ddude, also seen as dood
• dathere
• DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That
• DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
• DBADoing Business As
• DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It
• DBDDon't Be Dumb
• DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
• DDDue Diligence
• DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
• defDefinitely
• DEGTDon't Even Go There
• demthem
• DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying
• desethese
• DETIDon't Even Think It
• dewddude
• deythey
• DFDear Friend
• DFIKDarn If I Know
• DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
• DFUDon't F*** Up
• DGADon't Go Anywhere
• DGTDon't Go There
• DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend
• DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine
• DHDear Husband
• DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
• DIAFDie In A Fire
• DICDrunk In Charge
• DIKUDo I Know You?
• DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
• DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
• DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
• DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
• DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
• DITRDancing In The Rain
• dittosame here
• DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed
• DIYDo It Yourself
• DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
• DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
• DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
• DLTMDon't Lie To Me
• DMIDon't Mention It
• DNBL8Do Not Be Late
• DNCDoes Not Compute
• DNDDo Not Disturb
• DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
• DOCDrug Of Choice
• DOEDepends On Experience
• DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
• DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
• DPDomestic Partner
• dpsDamage Per Second
• DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants
• DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This
• DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
• DRBDirty Rat Bastard
• DRIBDon't Read If Busy
• DSTR8Damn Straight
• DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
• DTRTDo The Right Thing
• DUIDriving Under the Influence
• DUMDo You Masturbate?
• DUNADon't Use No Acronyms
• dunnoi don't know
• DURSDamn You Are Sexy
• DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
• DUSTDid You See That?
• DWBDon't Write Back
• DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy
• DWIDriving While Intoxicated
• DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
• DWSDriving While Stupid
• DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
• DWYMDoes What You Mean
• DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
• DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
• DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
• DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When...
• DYLIDo You Love It?
• DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
• DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
• E123Easy as One, Two, Three
• E2HOEach to His/Her Own
• EAKEating at Keyboard
• EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
• EEElectronic Emission
• EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees
• effinF***ing
• EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
• EGEvil Grin
• ELEvil Laugh
• EMExcuse Me
• EMAE-Mail Address
• EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
• EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
• EMIExcuse My Ignorance
• EMLEmail Me Later
• EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World
• EMSGE-Mail Message
• EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
• EOLEnd Of Life
• EOMEnd Of Message
• EOTEnd Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
• ESADEat Sh** And Die
• ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
• ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
• ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
• ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
• ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
• ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
• ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
• every1everyone
• EVRE1Every One
• EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
• EZEasy
• F2FFace-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
• FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
• FAHF***ing A Hot
• FAPF***ing A Pissed
• FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
• FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
• FATMFoaming At The Mouth
• FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
• FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
• FAYF*** All Y'all
• FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
• FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
• FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
• FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
• FCFSFirst Come, First Served
• FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
• FDGBFall Down Go Boom
• FEFatal Error
• FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
• FFFriends Forever
• FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
• FFSFor F*** Sake
• FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
• FIFF*** I'm Funny
• FIFOFirst In, First Out
• FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
• FIIKF*** If I Know
• FILFather-In-Law
• FILFFather I'd Like to F***
• FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
• FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
• FISHFirst in, Still Here
• FITBFill In The Blanks
• FKMF*** 'Em
• FLAFour Letter Acronym
• FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
• FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
• FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
• FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
• FNGF***ing New Guy
• FOF*** Off
• FOADF*** Off And Die
• FOAFFriend Of A Friend
• FOAGF*** Off And Google
• FOCFree of Charge
• FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
• FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
• FOLFond of Leather
• FOMCFell Off My Chair
• FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
• FOMOFear Of Missing Out
• FORDFound On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
• FOSFull Of Sh**
• FOUOFor Official Use Only
• FPOFor Placement Only
• FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
• FSFor Sale
• FSBOFor Sale By Owner
• FSRFor Some Reason
• FSUF*** Sh** Up
• FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
• FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
• FTEFull Time Employee
• FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
• FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
• FTLFaster Than Light
• FTLOGFor The Love Of God
• FTNF*** That Noise
• FTRFor The Record
• FTRFF*** That's Really Funny
• FTTBFor The Time Being
• FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
• FU2F*** You Too
• FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
• FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
• FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
• FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
• FUMF***ed Up Mess
• FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area
• FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
• FWBFriends With Benefits
• FWDForward
• FWIWFor What It's Worth
• FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
• FYAFor Your Amusement
• FYEFor Your Edification
• FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
• FYFFrom Your Friend
• FYIFor Your Information
• FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested
• FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
• FYMFor Your Misinformation
• FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
• GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
• G1Good One
• G2GGot to Go
• G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
• G4IGo For It
• G4NGood For Nothing
• GAGo Ahead
• GABGetting A Beer
• GAFLGet A F***ing Life
• GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
• GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
• GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself
• GALGet A Life
• GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
• GALHERGet A Load of Her
• GALHIMGet A Load of Him
• GANBGetting Another Beer
• GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
• GASGot A Second?
• gawdgod
• GBGood Bridge
• GBGGreat Big Grin
• GBHGreat Big Hug
• GBTWGet Back To Work
• GCGood Crib
• GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
• GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
• GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
• GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
• GFGirlfriend
• GFFGo F***ing Figure
• GFIGo For It
• GFNGone For Now
• GFONGood For One Night
• GFRGrim File Reaper
• GFTDGone For The Day
• GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
• GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
• GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
• GGAGood Game All
• GGGGGod, God, God, God
• GGNGotta Go Now
• GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
• GGPGotta Go Pee
• GGYGo Google Yourself
• GHMGod Help Me
• GIGoogle It
• GICGift In Crib
• GIDKGee I Don't Know
• GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time
• GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
• GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F***
• GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things
• GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
• GJGood Job
• GJPGood Job Partner
• GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
• GLAGood Luck All
• GLBGood Looking Boy
• GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
• GLGGood Looking Girl
• GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
• GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
• GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
• GMABGive Me A Break
• GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
• GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
• GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
• GNGood Night
• GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
• GNOCGet Naked On Cam
• GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
• GOIGet Over It
• GOKGod Only Knows
• GOLGiggling Out Loud
• GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
• GOSGay Or Straight
• GOWIGet On With It
• GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
• GR&DGrinning Running And Ducking
• GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
• GR8Great
• GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
• gratzCongratulations
• GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
• grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
• GRRRGrowling
• GSCGimme Some Credit
• GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
• GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
• GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
• GTGood Try
• GTFOGet The F*** Out
• GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
• GTGGot To Go
• GTGBGot To Go, Bye
• GTGPGot To Go Pee
• GTHGo To Hell
• GTKGood To Know
• GTMGiggle To Myself
• GTRMGoing To Read Mail
• GTSYGlad To See You
• GUDGeographically UnDesirable
• guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
• GWIGet With It
• GWSGet Well Soon
• GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
• GYPOGet Your Pants Off
• H&KHugs and Kisses
• h/oHold On
• h/pHold Please
• H2SHere To Stay
• H4UHot For You
• H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
• H9Husband in room
• HADVDHave Advised
• hag1have a good one
• HAGDHave a Great Day
• HAGNHave A Good Night
• HAGOHave A Good One
• HAKHugs And Kisses
• HANDHave a Nice Day
• HARHit And Run
• HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
• HBHurry Back
• HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
• HBBHip Beyond Belief
• HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
• HBICHead Bitch In Charge
• HBOHelping (a) Brother Out
• HBUHow Bout You?
• HCCHoly Computer Crap
• HDHold
• HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
• HHFOHell Has Frozen Over
• HHISHanging Head In Shame
• HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
• HHOJHa-Ha, Only Joking
• HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
• HHOSHa-Ha, Only Serious
• HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
• Hi 5HIgh Five
• HIGHow's It Going
• HIHHope It Helps
• HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee
• HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
• HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
• HMUHit Me Up
• HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
• HNTWHow Nice That Was
• HNYHappy New Year
• HOHang On -or- Hold On
• HOHAHOllywood HAcker
• HOICHold On, I'm Coming
• HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
• HPHigher Power
• HPOAHot Piece Of Ass
• HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
• HSIKHow Should I Know
• HTHi There
• HTBHang The Bastards
• HTHHope This (or That) Helps
• HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
• HUHook Up
• HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
• HUDHow You Doing?
• HUGZHugs
• huhwhat
• HUYAHead Up Your Ass
• HWGAHere We Go Again
• I 1-D-RI Wonder
• I <3 a="a" u="u">I Love You
• i h8 iti hate it
• I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
• I-D-LIdeal
• IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
• IAEIn Any Event
• IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
• IAITSIt's All In The Subject
• IANACI Am Not A Crook
• IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
• IANAEI Am Not An Expert
• IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
• IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
• IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
• IATI Am Tired
• IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
• IAYMI Am Your Master
• IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
• IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
• IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
• IBRBI'll Be Right Back
• IBTIn Between Technology
• IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
• IBTDI Beg To Differ
• IBTLIn Before The Lock
• ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
• ICBWI Could Be Wrong
• ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
• ICWI Can't Wait
• ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
• ID10TIdiot
• IDCI Don't Care
• IDGADI Don't Give A Damn
• IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
• IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
• IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
• IDKI Don't Know
• IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
• IDKYI Don't Know You
• IDMIt Does Not Matter
• IDRKI Don't Really Know
• IDSTI Didn't Say That
• IDTAI Did That Already
• IDTSI Don't Think So
• IEFIt's Esther's Fault
• IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
• IFABI Found A Bug
• IFUI F***ed Up
• IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
• IGTPI Get The Point
• IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
• IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
• IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
• IHAI Hate Acronyms
• IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
• IHNOI Have No Opinion
• IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
• IHUI Hear You
• IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
• IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
• IIMADIf It Makes An(y) Difference
• IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken
• IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
• IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
• IITIs It Tight?
• IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
• IITMIt's In The Mail
• IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IIWMIf It Were Me
• IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
• IJSI'm Just Saying...
• IJWTKI Just Want To Know
• IJWTSI Just Want To Say
• IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
• IKRI Know, Right?
• IKWYMI Know What You Mean
• IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
• ILAI Love Acronyms
• ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
• ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
• ILMJI Love My Job
• ILUI Love You
• ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
• ILYI Love You
• IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
• IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
• IMAI Might Add
• IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
• IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
• IMEIn My Experience
• IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
• IMGCI Might Get Caught
• IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
• IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
• IMJSI'M Just Saying
• IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
• IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
• IMOIn My Opinion
• IMOOIn My Own Opinion
• IMPOVIn My Point Of View
• IMRI Mean Really
• IMRUI Am, Are You?
• IMSI Am Sorry
• INBDIt's No Big Deal
• INMPIt's Not My Problem
• INNWIf Not Now, When
• INPOIn No Particular Order
• INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
• IOHI'm Outta Here
• IONIndex Of Names
• IONOI Don't Know
• IOTIn Order To
• IOUI Owe You
• IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
• IOWIn Other Words
• IPNI'm Posting Naked
• IRLIn Real Life
• ISAGNI See A Great Need
• ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
• ISOIn Search Of
• ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure
• ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea
• ISTMIt Seems To Me
• ISTRI Seem To Remember
• ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
• ISWYMI See What You Mean
• ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
• ITAI Totally Agree
• ITFAIn The Final Analysis
• ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
• ITMIn The Money
• ITMAIt's That Man Again
• ITSIntense Text Sex
• ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
• IUMIf You Must
• IWALUI Will Always Love You
• IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
• IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
• IWFUI Wanna F*** You
• IWIWUI Wish I Was You
• IWSNI Want Sex Now
• IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
• IYDIn Your Dreams
• IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking
• IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams
• IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
• IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
• IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
• IYOIn Your Opinion
• IYQI Like You
• IYSSIf You Say So
• IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
• J/CJust Checking
• J/JJust Joking
• J/KJust Kidding
• J/OJerking Off
• J/PJust Playing
• J/WJust Wondering
• J2LYKJust To Let You Know
• J4FJust For Fun
• J4GJust For Grins
• J4T or JFTJust For Today
• J5MJust Five Minutes
• JADJust Another day
• JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
• JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
• JAMJust A Minute
• JASJust A Second
• JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
• JDIJust Do It
• JDMJJust Doing My Job
• JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
• JFHJust F*** Her
• JFIJust For Information
• JHOJust Helping Out
• JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
• JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
• JICJust In Case
• JKJust Kidding
• JM2CJust My 2 Cents
• JMOJust My Opinion
• JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
• JPJust Playing
• JSUJust Shut Up
• JSYKJust So You Know
• JTJust Teasing
• JTLYKJust To Let You Know
• JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
• JTOUJust Thinking Of You
• JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
• JWJust Wondering
• KOK
• KBKick Butt
• KBDKeyboard
• kewlit means cool
• KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
• KHYFKnow How You Feel
• KIAKilled In Action
• KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
• KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
• KIRKeep It Real
• KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
• KITKeep In Touch
• kittycode word for vagina
• KKKiss Kiss
• KMAKiss My Ass
• KMBAKiss My Black Ass
• KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
• KMPKeep Me Posted
• KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
• KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
• KMUFKiss Me You Fool
• KMWAKiss My White Ass
• KOKKnock
• KOTCKiss On The Cheek
• KOTLKiss On The Lips
• KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
• KSKill Stealer
• kudtDutch for f***ed up life
• KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
• KWIMKnow What I Mean?
• KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
• KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
• KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
• KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
• KYPOKeep Your Pants On
• KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice
• LLaugh
• L8RLater
• L?^Let's hook up
• LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die
• LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F***
• LAQLame Ass Quote
• LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
• LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
• LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
• LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
• LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
• LDRLong Distance Relationship
• LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
• LFLet's F***
• LFTILooking Forward To It
• LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender
• LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
• LH6Let’s Have Sex
• LHMLord Have Mercy
• LHOLaughing Head Off
• LHOSLets Have Online Sex
• LHSOLet's Have Sex Online
• LHULet's Hook Up
• LIBLying In Bed
• LIFOLast In, First Out
• LISLaughing In Silence
• LJBFLet's Just Be Friends
• LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
• LLAPLive Long and Prosper
• LLOMLike Leno on Meth
• LLTLooks Like Trouble
• LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
• LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint
• LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
• LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off
• LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
• LMHOLaughing My Head Off
• LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life
• LMKLet Me Know
• LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You
• LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine
• LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
• LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
• LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
• LOBLying On Bed
• LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love
• LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
• LOLZLots Of Laughs
• LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
• LOMLLove Of My Life
• LONHLights On, Nobody Home
• LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
• LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
• LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
• LOULaughing Over You
• LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort
• LPCLead Pipe Cinch
• LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
• LRFLittle Rubber Feet
• LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
• LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
• LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
• LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
• LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
• LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
• LTMLaughing To Myself
• LTNSLong Time No See
• LTNTLong Time, No Type
• LTRLong Term Relationship
• LTSLaughing to Self
• LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
• LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
• lulzlaughs or LulzSec
• LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
• LUMULove You Miss You
• LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It
• luserloser
• LUSMLove You So Much
• LWRLaunch When Ready
• LYLove You
• LY4ELove You Forever
• LYALove You All
• LYBLove You Babe
• LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
• LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
• LYLLove You Lots
• LYLABLove You Like a Brother
• LYLASLove You Like A Sister
• LYLBLove You Later Bye
• LYMILove You, Mean It
• LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
• M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
• M4CMeet for Coffee
• m4wmen for women
• M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
• MAMature Audience
• MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
• MBMessage Board
• MBNMust Be Nice
• MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
• MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
• MDRMort De Rire
• MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
• mehWho cares, whatever
• MFMy Friend
• MFDMulti-Function Device
• MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
• MFICMother F***er In Charge
• MFWICMo Fo Who's In Charge
• MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
• mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
• MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
• MIAMissing In Action
• MIHMake It Happen
• MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
• MILMother-In-Law
• MILFMother I'd Like to F***
• MIRLMeet In Real Life
• MITINMore Info Than I Needed
• MKOPMy Kind Of Place
• MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
• MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
• mlmgiving the digital middle finger
• MMMarket Maker
• MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
• mmkmmm ok
• MMLMade Me Laugh
• MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
• MOMove On
• MOFMatter Of Fact
• MOFOMother F***er
• MOMPLOne Moment Please
• MOOMud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
• MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
• MOPMOment Please
• MorFMale or Female
• MOSMom Over Shoulder
• MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
• MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
• MOTDMessage Of The Day
• MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
• MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
• MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
• MRAMoving Right Along
• MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
• MSGMessage
• MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
• MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
• MSTMMakes Sense To Me
• MTempty
• MTBFMean Time Before Failure
• MTFMore To Follow
• MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
• MTLAMy True Love Always
• MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
• MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
• MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
• MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
• MUSMMiss You So Much
• MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
• MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
• MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
• MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
• MYLMind Your Language
• MYOBMind Your Own Business
• NNo
• N-A-Y-LIn A While
• N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
• N/MNothing Much
• N/TNo Text
• N1Nice One
• N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
• N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
• NABNot A Blonde
• NADTNot A Damn Thing
• NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
• NAKNursing At Keyboard
• NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
• NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
• natchNaturally
• NATONo Action, Talk Only
• NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
• NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
• NBNota Bene
• NB4TNot Before Time
• NBDNo Big Deal
• NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
• NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
• NBGNo Bloody Good
• NBIFNo Basis In Fact
• NBLFYNothing But Love For You
• NBSNo Bull Sh**
• NCNice Crib
• NCGNew College Graduate
• NDNo Date
• NDNIndian
• neAny
• ne-wayzanyways
• ne1Anyone
• ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
• ne1eranyone here?
• Ne2HNeed To Have
• NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
• NESECAny Second
• NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
• NEWSNorth, East, West, South
• NFBSKNot For British School Kids
• NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
• NFENo F***ing Excuses
• NFFNo F***ing Fair
• NFGNot F***ing Good
• NFINo F***ing Idea
• NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
• NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
• NGNew Game
• NGBNearly Good Bridge
• NHNice Hand
• NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
• NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye
• NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
• NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
• NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
• NIHNot Invented Here
• NIMNo Internal Message
• NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
• NIMJDNot In My Job Description
• NIMQNot In My Queue
• NIMYNever In A Million Years
• NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
• NISMNeed I Say More
• NITLNot In This Lifetime
• NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
• NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face
• NLLNice Little Lady
• NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
• nm, unot much, you?
• NMEEnemy
• NMHNot Much Here
• NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
• NMPNot My Problem
• NMTENow More Than Ever
• NMUNot Much, You?
• NNNot Now -or- Need
• NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
• NNRNeed Not Respond
• NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
• NONot Online
• no prawno problem
• NOANot Online Anymore
• NOFINo OFfence Intended
• noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
• NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales
• NOYNot Online Yet
• NOYBNone Of Your Business
• NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
• NQANo Questions Asked
• NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
• NRNice Roll
• NRGEnergy
• NRNNo Reply Necessary
• NSNice Set
• NSANo Strings Attached
• NSFWNot Safe For Work
• NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
• NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
• NTANot This Again
• NTBNNo Text Back Needed
• nthnothing
• NTIMNot That It Matters
• NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
• NTKNice To Know
• NTMNot That Much
• NTMUNice To Meet You
• NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That
• NTWNot To Worry
• NTYMINow That You Mention It
• NUBNew person to a site or game
• NUFFEnough Said
• NVMNeVer Mind
• NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
• NWNo Way
• NWALNerd Without A Life
• NWOTNew WithOut Tags
• NWRNot Work Related
• NWTNew With Tags
• NYCNot Your Concern
• NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
• OOpponent -or- Over
• OAOOver And Out
• OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
• OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
• OBObligatory
• OBEOvercome By Events
• OBOOr Best Offer
• OBTWOh By The Way
• OBXOld Battle Axe
• OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
• OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
• ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
• ofcof course
• OGOriginal Gangsta
• OICOh, I See
• OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
• OKAll Correct
• OLOld Lady
• OLLOnLine Love
• OLNOnLine Netiquette
• OLOOnly Laughed Once
• OMOld Man
• OMBOh My Buddha
• OMDBOver My Dead Body
• OMFGOh My F***ing God
• OMGOh My God
• OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• OMLOh My Lord
• OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word
• ONIDOh No I Didn't
• ONNAOh No, Not Again
• ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
• ONUDOh No You Didn't
• OOOver and Out
• OOAKOne Of A Kind
• OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
• OOFOut Of Facility
• OOIOut Of Interest
• OOOOut Of Office
• OOSOut Of Stock
• OOTOut Of Touch
• OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
• OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
• OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
• OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
• OSTOn Second Thought
• OTOff Topic
• OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
• OTCOver The Counter
• OTFOff The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
• OTHOff The Hook
• OTLOut To Lunch
• OTOHOn The Other Hand
• OTPOn The Phone
• OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
• OTTOver The Top
• OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
• OTWOff The Wall
• OUSUOh, You Shut Up
• OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
• OZAustralia
• PPartner
• P&CPrivate & Confidential
• P-ZAPizza
• P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
• P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
• P911Parent Alert
• PAParent Alert
• PALParents Are Listening
• PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
• PAWParents Are Watching
• PBPotty Break
• PBBParent Behind Back
• PBEMPlay By EMail
• PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
• PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
• PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
• PCMPlease Call Me
• PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• PDPublic Domain
• PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
• PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
• PDQPretty Darn Quick
• PDSPlease Don't Shout
• PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
• PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
• PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
• peepspeople
• pen15it stands for penis
• PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
• PFCPretty F***ing Cold
• phatPretty Hot And Tempting
• PHBPointy Haired Boss
• PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
• PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
• PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
• PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
• PIFPaid In Full
• PIMPPeeing In My Pants
• PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
• PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number
• PIRParent In Room
• PITAPain In The Ass
• PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
• pixpictures -or- photos
• PLOPeace, Love, Out
• PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
• PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
• PLSPlease
• PLUPeople Like Us
• PLZPlease
• PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
• PMBIPardon My Butting In
• PMFPardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
• PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
• PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
• PMJIPardon My Jumping In
• PMLPissing Myself Laughing
• PMPPeeing My Pants
• PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
• PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
• PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
• PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
• PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
• POPiss Off
• POAHFPut On A Happy Face
• POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
• POMSParent Over My Shoulder
• PONAPerson Of No Account
• POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase, Point Of Presence, Post Office Protocol
• POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
• POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
• POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
• POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
• POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
• POTUSPresident of the United States
• POVPoint Of View
• PPPeople
• PPLPeople -or- pay-per-lead -or- pay per lead
• pronporn
• PRWParents Are Watching
• PSPost Script
• PSAPublic Service Announcement
• PSOProduct Superior to Operator
• PTHPrime Tanning Hours
• PTLPraise The Lord
• PTMMPlease Tell Me More
• PTPPardon The Pun
• PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
• PUThat Stinks
• putercomputer
• PVPPlayer Versus Player
• pwpassword
• PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
• PWCBPerson Will Call Back
• pwnown
• pwntowned
• PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder
• PWPPlot, What Plot?
• QQueue -or- Question
• Q2CQuick To Cum
• QCQuality Control
• QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
• QLQuit Laughing
• QLSReply
• QOTDQuote Of The Day
• QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
• QSQuit Scrolling
• QTCutie -or- Quiet
• QYBQuit Your Bitching
• rare
• r u da?Are You There?
• r u goinare you going?
• R U there?Are you there?
• R&DResearch & Development
• R&RRest & Relaxation
• RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
• RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
• RB@YaRight Back at Ya
• RBAYRight Back At You
• RBTLRead Between The Lines
• RCRemote Control
• RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
• RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
• REHIHi Again
• RFDRequest For Discussion
• RFPRequest For Proposal
• RFRReally F***ing Rich
• RFSReally F***ing Soon
• RGRRoger
• RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
• RHKRoundHouse Kick
• RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying
• RIYLRecommended If You Like
• RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
• RLReal Life
• RLCOReal Life Conference
• RLFReal Life Friend
• RMRemake
• RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens
• RMLBRead My Lips Baby
• RMMAReading My Mind Again
• RMMMRead My Mail Man
• RNRight Now
• RNNReply Not Necessary
• ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing
• RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
• ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
• ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
• ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
• ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
• ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing
• ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
• ROTMRight On The Money
• RPGRole Playing Games
• RRQReturn Receipt reQuested
• RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL)
• RSNReal Soon Now
• RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait
• RTReal Time
• RTBReturning To Base (home)
• RTBMRead The Bloody Manual
• RTBSReason To Be Single
• RTFAQRead The FAQ
• RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ
• RTFMRead The F***ing Manual
• RTFQRead The F***ing Question
• RTHRelease The Hounds
• RTKReturn To Keyboard
• RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
• RTSRead The Screen
• RTSMRead The Silly Manual
• RTSSRead The Screen Stupid
• RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude
• RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question
• RUAre You?
• RU/18Are You Over 18?
• RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me?
• RUHAre You Horny?
• RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose?
• RUMORFAre You Male OR Female?
• RUNTSAre You Nuts?
• RUOKAre You OK?
• RUSAre You Serious?
• RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)?
• RUTAre You There?
• RUUP4ITAre You Up For It?
• RU\\18Are You Under 18?
• RXRegards
• RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual
• RYORoll Your Own
• RYSRead Your Screen
• SSmile
• S2RSend To Receive
• S2USame To You
• S4BSh** for Brains
• S4LSpam For Life
• SADADSuck A Dick And Die
• SAHMStay At Home Mom
• SAIAStupid Asses In Action
• SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
• SBStand By
• SBISorry 'Bout It
• SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
• SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal
• SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
• SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
• secwait a second
• SEDSaid Enough Darling
• SEGSh** Eating Grin
• SEPSomebody Else's Problem
• SETESmiling Ear To Ear
• SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
• SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
• SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
• SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
• SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
• SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me
• SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects
• SHSh** Happens
• SHBShould Have Been
• shhhquiet
• SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
• SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
• SICSpelling Is Correct
• SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
• SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
• SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
• SILSister-In-Law
• SIPSkiing In Powder
• SITStay In Touch
• SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
• SITDStill In The Dark
• SIUPSuck It Up Pussy
• SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass
• sk8erskater
• sk8rskater
• SLSecond Life
• SLAPSounds Like A Plan
• SLAWSounds Like A Winner
• SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
• SLMSee Last Mail
• SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
• SLTSomething Like That
• SMSenior Moment
• SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
• SMBSuck My Balls
• SMESubject Matter Expert
• SMEMSend Me E-Mail
• SMHShaking My Head
• SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
• SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
• smtsomething
• SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
• SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
• SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
• SOSignificant Other
• SOBSon Of a B*tch
• SOBTStressed Out Big Time
• SODDISome Other Dude Did It
• SOEStart Of Exams
• SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot
• SOHSense Of Humor
• SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
• SOISelf Owning Idiot
• SOIARSit On It And Rotate
• sokit's ok
• SOLSh** Out of Luck
• solomoSocial, Local, Mobile
• some1someone
• SOMYSick Of Me Yet
• SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
• SOPStandard Operating Procedure
• SorGStraight or Gay
• SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help
• SOTShort On Time
• SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
• SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
• sozSorry
• SPOCSingle Point Of Contact
• SROStanding Room Only
• srslyseriously
• SSCSuper Sexy Cute
• SSDDSame Sh** Different Day
• SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
• SSIASubject Says It All
• STBXSoon To Be Ex
• STBYSucks To Be You
• STDSeal The Deal -or- Save The Date -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
• STFUShut The F*** Up
• STFWSearch The F***ing Web
• sthsomething
• STMSpank The Monkey
• STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
• STR8Straight
• STSSo To Speak
• STWSearch The Web
• STYSSpeak To You Soon
• SUShut Up
• SUACSh** Up A Creek
• SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
• SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
• SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
• SULSnooze You Lose
• supwhat's up?
• suxsucks
• SUYFShut Up You Fool
• SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
• SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
• SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
• SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
• SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
• sweet<3 a="a">sweetheart
• SWFSingle White Female
• SWIMSee What I Mean?
• SWISSee What I'm Saying
• SWITSit and Sweat
• SWLScreaming With Laughter
• SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
• SWUSo What's Up
• SYLSee You Later
• SYSSee You Soon
• SYTSee You Tomorrow
• s^what's up?
• T&CTerms & Conditions
• T2ULTalk To You Later
• T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow
• T@YLTalk At You Later
• TAThanks Again
• TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
• TAFThat's All, Folks
• TAFNThat's All For Now
• TAHTake A Hike
• TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper
• TAMThanks A Million
• TANJThere Ain't No Justice
• TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• TAPTake A Pill
• TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up
• TASTaking A Shower
• TAWTeachers Are Watching
• TBTitty Bar
• TBATo Be Advised
• TBCTo Be Continued
• TBDTo Be Determined
• TBEThick Between Ears
• TBHTo Be Honest
• TBYBTry Before You Buy
• TCTake Care
• TCBTrouble Came Back
• TCOYTake Care Of Yourself
• TDMToo Darn Many
• TDTMTalk Dirty To Me
• TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It
• TFDSThat's For Darn Sure
• TFHThread From Hell
• TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share
• TFMThanks From Me
• TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
• TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
• TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
• TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
• TFTTThanks For The Thought
• TFXTraffic
• TFYSThe F*** You Say
• TGALThink Globally, Act Locally
• TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go
• TGIFThank God It's Friday
• THX or TX or THKSThanks
• TIAThanks In Advance
• TIAILThink I Am In Love
• TICTongue In Cheek
• TIGASThink I Give A Sh**
• TILIITell It Like It Is
• TIMETears In My Eyes
• TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
• TINWISThat Is Not What I Said
• TISCThis Is So Cool
• TISLThis Is So Lame
• TISNCThis Is So Not Cool
• TISNFThat Is So Not Fair
• TISNTThat Is So Not True
• TKTo Come
• TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness
• TLAThree Letter Acronym
• TLCTender Loving Care
• TLGOThe List Goes On
• TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City
• TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later
• TMTrust Me
• TMAToo Many Acronyms
• TMIToo Much Information
• TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On
• TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It
• TNATemporarily Not Available
• TNCTongue In Cheek
• TNTTil Next Time
• TNTLTrying Not To Laugh
• TNXThanks
• to go nookleerto explode
• TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law
• TOBGThis Oughta Be Good
• TOMTomorrow
• TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again
• TOTTons Of Time
• TOYThinking Of You
• TPTeam Player -or- TelePort
• TPCThe Phone Company
• TPSThat's Pretty Stupid
• TPTTrailor Park Trash
• TPTBThe Powers That Be
• TQMTotal Quality Management
• TRAMThe Rest Are Mine
• TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
• tripdubtriple w
• trootrue
• TRPTelevision Rating Points
• TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
• TSIAThis Says It All
• TSIFThank Science It's Friday
• TSNFThat's So Not Fair
• TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch
• TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
• TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass
• TSTBThe Sooner, The Better
• TTBig Tease
• TTATap That Ass
• TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge
• TTFNTa Ta For Now
• TTGTime to Go
• TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There
• TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face
• TTMFTa Ta MOFO
• TTSText To Speech
• TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
• TTTHTalk To The Hand
• TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
• TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass
• TTTTTo Tell The Truth
• TTULTalk To You Later
• TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now
• TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few
• TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
• TTYSTalk To You Soon
• TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow
• TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
• TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit
• TWHEThe Walls Have Ears
• TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern
• TWITThat's What I Thought
• TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About
• TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
• TWUThat's What's Up
• TXSThanks
• TXT IMText Instant Message
• TXT MSGtext message
• TYThank You
• TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off
• TYGThere You Go
• TYVMThank You Very Much
• uYou
• u upare you up?
• U-LYou Will
• U2You Too
• u8you ate?
• UBSUnique Buying State
• UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle
• UDH82BMEYou'd Hate To Be Me
• UDMYou're the Man
• UG2BKYou've Got To Be Kidding
• UGCUser-Generated Content
• UNOITYou Know It
• unPCunPolitically Correct
• UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out
• UOKAre You OK?
• UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver
• uryou are
• UR2KYou Are Too Kind
• URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass
• URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot
• URWYou Are Welcome
• URWSYou Are Wise
• URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me
• URZyours
• USPUnique Selling Proposition
• UTMYou Tell Me
• UVUnpleasant Visual
• UWIWUYou Wish I Was You
• VBGVery Big Grin
• VBSVery Big Smile
• VCVenture Capital
• VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo
• VEGVery Evil Grin
• VFMValue For Money
• VGNVegan -or- Vegitarian
• VIMVery Important Member
• VIPVery Important Person
• VIVVery Important Visitor
• VMVoice Mail
• VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh**
• VSFVery Sad Face
• VWDVery Well Done
• VWPVery Well Played
• w wultwhat would you like to talk about
• w's^what's up?
• W/With
• W/EWeekend
• W/OWithout
• w/r/twith regard to
• w00tWe Own the Other Team
• w4mwomen for men
• W8Wait
• W9Wife in room
• W@What?
• WABOCWhat A Bunch Of Crap
• WADWithout A Doubt
• WAEFWhen All Else Fails
• WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch
• WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess
• WAFSWarm And Fuzzies
• WAFUWhat A F*** Up
• WAGWild Ass Guess
• WAIWhat An Idiot
• WAKWhat A Kiss
• WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
• WAYDWhat Are You Doing?
• WAYNWhere Are You Now?
• WBWelcome Back -or- Write Back
• WBSWrite Back Soon
• WBUWhat 'Bout You?
• WCWho Cares
• WCAWho Cares Anyway
• WCMTSUWe Can't Make This Sh** Up
• WDWell Done
• WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge?
• WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey
• WDRWith Due Respect
• WDTWho Does That?
• WDYMWhat Do You Mean?
• WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That?
• WDYSWhat Did You Say?
• WDYTWhat Do You Think?
• WEWhatever
• WEGWicked Evil Grin
• WETSUWe Eat This Sh** Up
• WFWay Fun
• WFMWorks For Me
• WGWicked Grin
• WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F***
• WGMGDWhat Get's Measured Get's Done
• WIBAMUWell, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
• WIBNIWouldn't It Be Nice If
• WIIFMWhat's In It For Me
• WIIFYWhat's In It For You
• WILBWorkplace Internet Leisure Browsing
• WILCOWill Comply
• WIMWoe Is Me
• WIPWork In Process
• wirldworld
• WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable
• WITWordsmith In Training
• WITFITSWhat In The F*** Is This Sh**
• WITWWhat In The World
• WIUWrap It Up
• wkewlway cool
• WLMIRLWould Like to Meet In Real Life
• WMHGBWhere Many Have Gone Before
• WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out With Soap
• WMPLWet My Pants Laughing
• WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before
• WOAWork Of Art
• WOGWise Old Guy
• WOMWord Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
• WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time
• WOOFWell Off Older Folks
• wootWe Own the Other Team
• WOPWith Out Papers
• wordit means cool, a.k.a. word up
• WOTAMWaste Of Time And Money
• WOTDWord Of The Day
• WPWell Played
• WRTWith Regard To -or- With Respect To
• wruwhere are you?
• WRUDWhat Are You Doing?
• WRUDATMWhat Are You Doing At The Moment?
• WTWithout Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
• WTBWant To Buy
• WTFWhat The F***
• WTFDYJSWhat The F*** Did You Just Say?
• WTFGDAWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
• WTFHWhat The F***ing Hell
• WTFWYCMWhy The F*** Would You Call Me?
• WTGWay To Go
• WTG4a\\%/Want To Go For A Drink
• WTGPWant To Go Private?
• WTHWhat The Heck
• WTHOWWhite Trash Headline Of the Week
• WTMIWay Too Much Information
• WTNWhat Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
• WTSWant To Sell
• WTSDSWhere The Sun Don't Shine
• WTSHTFWhen The Sh** Hits The Fan
• WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much
• WUWhat's Up
• WUFWhere You From
• WUWHWish You Were Here
• WUWHIMAWish You Were Here In My Arms
• wuzwas
• wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner?
• wuzupwhat's up?
• WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do?
• WWSDWhat Would Satan Do?
• WWYWhere Were You?
• WXWeather
• WYCMWill You Call Me?
• WYDWhat You Doing?
• WYFMWould You F*** Me?
• WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For
• WYMWhat do You Mean?
• wymynwomen
• WYPWhat's Your Problem?
• WYRNWhat's Your Real Name?
• WYSWhatever You Say
• WYSILOBWhat You See Is A Load of Bullocks
• WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
• WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good
• WYTWhatever You Think
• WYWHWish You Were Here
• X-I-10Exciting
• XLNTExcellent
• XMEExcuse Me
• XOXOHugs and Kisses
• XOXOZZZHugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
• XQZTExquisite
• XTCEcstasy
• XXCCKiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
• YWhy? -or- Yes
• YAYet Another
• YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
• YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym
• YACCYet Another Calendar Company
• YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It
• YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
• YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message
• YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much
• YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd
• YBFYou've Been F***ed
• YBSYou'll Be Sorry
• YBYYeah Baby Yeah
• YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass
• YCMTSUYou Can't Make This Sh** Up
• YCTYour Comment To
• YDKMYou Don't Know Me
• YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers
• YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding
• YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
• YGLTYou're Gonna Love This
• YGMYou've Got Mail
• YGTBKYou've Got To Be Kidding
• YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For
• YHMYou Have Mail
• YICYours In Christ
• YIUYes, I Understand
• YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private
• YKWYou Know What?
• YKWIMYou Know What I Mean
• YLHYour Loving Husband
• YLWYour Loving Wife
• YMYour Mother
• YMAKYou May Already Know
• YMALYou Might Also Like
• YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
• YMMVYour Mileage May Vary
• YNKYou Never Know
• YOYOYou're On Your Own
• YRYeah Right
• YRYOCCYou're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
• YSYou Stinker
• YSANYou're Such A Nerd
• ysdiw8why should i wait?
• YSICWhy Should I Care?
• YSKYou Should Know
• YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
• YTBYou're The Best
• YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What?
• YTTMYou Talk Too Much
• YTTTYou Telling The Truth?
• YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals
• YWYou're Welcome
• YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance
• YY4UToo Wise For You
• YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
• zergTo gang up on someone
• ZMG or ZOMGOh My God
• ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired
• \M/Heavy Metal Music
• ^5High Five
• ^RUP^Read Up Please
• ^URSUp Yours